ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
The manic pixie dreamgirl ideal is horseshit, thank you.

guys there are 108.4 million blogs. 1.1 Billion dollars. Each blog is $10.15.
We are not that cheap! I mean look at all this fabulous!
I mean the really amazing thing is…that means…if we all paid $10 per blog…/we/ could own Tumblr.
“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”
Fantastic.
oKAY HOLD ON
so you know that scene where river speaks the doctor’s name to open the tomb
river was mentally linked with clara
does this mean that clara heard river say the doctor’s name to open the tomb
and that clara now knows the doctor’s…
WAIT WHAT.
This has to be acknowledged in the future, right? rIGHT?
“There is a time to live, and a time to sleep. You are an echo, River. Like Clara, like all of us. In the end, my fault, I know. But you should have faded by now.”
I heard “absolutely fantastic” and now I am broken. This is only going to get worse, isn’t it?
But. They buried him in the TARDIS? Shitpisshelldamn. This is terrible. AND THAT’S RIVER FROM THE LIBRARY?!?????? -cries-
Clara: Sure Doctor, let’s go ahead to Trenzalor or whatever. Nevermind that the kids have snuck off to the cinema, I think I’ll pop off to another place and time and leave them clearly abandoned. Onward!